I have a fat crush on the bald principal's daughter [he had a crush on a teacher in the school who wore short skirts... this school's gonna catch a casel but anywho, my best tilend got butthurt? didn't pick her so she whipped her red dupatta at my girl and she left [rightfully so] until our 8 year old daughter was instructed by her mothers ghost to get me and my best friend together
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
finish this sentence, Rahul ....
Rahul, naam toh suna hoga
What was the alien's name from the movie "Koi Mil Gaya"?
Jaadu
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Okay, I can no longer live without you
Hum tere bin ab reh nahi sakte
(Ab Tum Hi Ho)
I was a player till I met her on a train. We fell in love on a tour in Europe but her dad wanted her to marry an immigrant. I became friends with her to be husband and won everyone's heart over and her dad finally let her live her life with me.
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
How did Rocky introduce himself?
(Rocky Aur Rani)
Rocky Randhawa, This Side
What was Hrithik Roshan's name in war?
Kabir
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Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Kiska hai ye tumko, intezaar main hoon na
(main hoon na)
I moved to this neighborhood where some random grandma and her 2 sidekicks sing terribly and there's this one boring girl who's always uptight about everything...so obviously I got everyone to fall in love with me [ironic cause I can't love anyone back] oh and I manipulated my friends maid into thinking I'm gay for my friend
Kal Ho Na Ho
What is the iconic line of Chennai Express?
Don't underestimate the power of a common man
bonus: halwa ee?
SRK'S name in My Name is Khan?
Rizwan Khan
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Why am I having so much fun
Itna maza kyun aa raha hai
(Balam Pichkari)
I'm a big businessman who was forced, by law, to adopt 4 children... their parents cause of death? me. And obviously I couldn't handle it so some random angel rode a bicycle down a rainbow and helped us get along..my girlfilend (less than half my age) was no help...figures
Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic
Instead of saying goodbye, what should we say?
(Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi)
Hum hai rahi pyar ke
Phir milenge chalte chalte
Rancho's real name in 3 Idiots?
Phungshuk Wangdu
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English Vinglish
For you, I'll bring the moon from the sky
Tere vaaste falak se main chaand launga
(Tere Vaaste)
I'm a Muslim warrior princess from the 18th century who fell in love with an already married Indian. We ended up getting married...or at least I thought we got married and I accepted the fact that I would be the other woman for the rest of my life. His family hated me and jailed me when he went off to fight battle. Our love proved that religion knows no boundaries of love...love in itself is it's own religion.
Bajistro Mastani
What was the last line of SRK's speech in Om Shanti Om?
bonus: what's the first line?
Picture ahbi baaki hai mere dost!
bonus: Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho toh puri kainath use tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai
Character name of Deepika Padukone in Brahmastra
Amrita
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Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Silence
Khamoshiyan
(Khamoshiyan)