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White Guys with J names
Common Bonds
Classic Looks
Newbies
100

The cult we have just initiated our newbies into

BOND

100

This English king signed the Magna Carta

King John the 1st

100

These two BOND members rented out a California beach house this summer to spend their virtual internships together

Jonah and Utsav

100

This BOND member's look is never complete without some sort of Oakley merch

Geet

100

This newbie happens to share a class with BOND's most hated member

Katie

200

Like a CS major in the Ross Building, this term refers to a person who is an aimless wanderer

Vagabond

200

This actor stars in Superbad and The Wolf of Wall Street

Jonah Hill

200

Although two years apart, these two BOND members were in the same ENGR100 Class

Luke and Zubin

200

You can often find this BOND member rocking his Nexecon gear

Quinn

200

Per their essays, this newbie will have saved up to become a millionaire, while the other will likely spend their money on drones

Shubh and Xander

300

If you receive and respond to a signal with a different signal you have done this

Transpond

300

This famous physicist directed the Manhattan Project 

J Robert Oppenheimer

300

These are our three international students in BOND 

Ananya, Hridey, Suraj

300

This BOND member has been consistently roasted for the time he wore his BOND patagonia over his MII sweats

Grant Buchmiller

300

These two newbies are avid proponents of mindfulness— one advocates for focusing on life rather than the activities in it and one was so in the moment that they slept through a final

Michael and Rishabh

400

If your friend, the congressman, makes a proposal you agree with, you could do this to their motion

Second

400

This futbol figure coached Dortmund before becoming the current manager at Liverpool

Jurgen Klopp

400

These 4 BOND members from the same class all grew up within ten miles of each other

Luke, Dom, Julia, and Tatum

400

This BOND member will take any opportunity to wear his TriDelt hoodie

Jonah

400

These two newbies wrote about gifts: one said the best gift is siblings, the other said a life-size paper cutout of a person

Marissa and Leon

500

The only acceptable serif font to create excel models in

Garamond

500

This musician had three features sent into outer space on the Voyager Probe, the most of any artist.

Johann Sebastian Bach

500

The BOND member famously appeared in Varun's youtube search history

Aditi Mahajan

500

This BOND member took a long hard look at the cabinet he broke at the last ever BONDing at 608 Packard

Utsav Lathia

500

This newbie is the 10,000th person to talk about Cavendish bananas

Siddharth

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