Easy come, easy ___
go
My uncle’s sister is not my aunt… who is she?
My mother
Dan’s mother had four children. She named the first Monday. She named the second Tuesday, and she named the third Wednesday. What is the name of the fourth child?
The early bird gets the ____
worm
What belongs to you, but your friends use it more?
your name
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How is this possible?
Bill has 3 sisters
Actions ____ louder than words
speak
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
You snooze, you ____
lose
It is light as a feather, but the strongest person cannot hold it for five minutes. What is it?
your breath
What must be broken before you can use it?
an egg
thicker
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What does the letter “T” and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of water