Steve
When dad is forced to be home alone against his will, he says this phrase
Where's the love
His favorite phrase are these 3 words. Usually is said to mom when she questions him
Trust. The. Process.
This is what Dad was doing when he tore his meniscus
Running from mom
Dad was doing this before he dislocated his shoulder
Walking while looking at his phone
In Hawaii, dad ate something in his sandwich he wasn't supposed to...and is probably still there today
Toothpick
He was given the nickname "Puff Daddy" after this incident
Allergic to coconut shrimp
When Nikki was younger she liked to play this game with dad that involved a tube and the ladder in the pool
TIMBER
During his IBM training, dad chipped his tooth doing this.
Running into a rotating entry door
He pronounces "Chipotle" and "Orange" like this
Chi-POT-el
ARnge