I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
What weighs more? A pound of gold or a pound of feathers
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
If you are running in a race and pass the person in second place, what position are you in?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
I add five to nine, and get two. The answer is correct, but how?
When it is 9am, add 5 hours to it and you will get 2pm.
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (SEVEN-S=EVEN)
What is the difference between here and there.
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it?
She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.