What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?
Australia
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
When you need me, you throw me away
But when you're done with me, you bring me back?
An anchor
What word has five letters but sounds like it only has one?
Queue.
A winder cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls.
He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt.
How can this be?
He's cleaning on the inside of the building
They come out at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
The stars.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
Post office
A thing from the past, I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite.
It has a neck but no head, and wears a cap? What is it?
A bottle.