Bonus Round 1
What did the duck put in its soup?
Quackers.
What do you call a chihuahua in the summer?
A hot dog.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate!
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence.
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frostbite.
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom. LOLOLOL
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed. LOLOLOL
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A Carrot.