Taylor Swift Exes by Song
Laboratory Science
Coasters, Parks, and Accidents (Oh My!)
Who Said It? Superstore Edition
Two Albums and a Lie
100

"Dear John"

John Mayer

100

This lab test is commonly abbreviated as "CBC."

Complete Blood Count

100

The only reported death to have occurred at Darien Lake occurred as a result of this ride.

Ride of Steel (Superman)

100

“And here are the pictures of me at a block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody’s smiling. The community is embracing me.”

Sayid

100

1972, Midnights, Speak Now

Taylor Swift

1972 should be 1989

200

Taylor wrote "Back to December" about this Twilight star, one of the few exes she still has a friendly relationship with.

Taylor Lautner
200

Neutrophil/Seg

200

The accident that occurred on this black and yellow themed coaster at Alton Towers and resulted in multiple leg amputations was deemed "human error." 

The Smiler

200

"Don't you hate Tuesdays?"

Mateo

200

Enema of the State, Girl Ranch, Take off your Pants and Jacket

Blink-182

Girl Ranch should be Dude Ranch

300

Despite releasing chart-topping hits like "Style" and "Out of the Woods" about this celebrity ex, he and Taylor's relationship only went in One Direction: Splitsville.

Harry Styles

300

A urine with a layer of foam on top may have a higher than normal concentration of this.

Protein

300

Darien Lake has two commonly cloned models of coaster, both manufactured by Vekoma. They are known as the Boomerang and the SLC, which stands for this.

Suspended Looping Coaster

300

"I contain multitudes, yo."

Bo

300

Hopeless River Kingdom, Badlands, Room 93

Halsey

Hopeless River Kingdom should be Hopeless Fountain Kingdom

400

It's rumored that Taylor wrote "You're Losing Me" about this long-time boyfriend. When it was released, fans didn't even know they had broken up.

Joe Alwyn

400

The three commonly measured RBC indices are MCH (mean corpuscular hemoglobin), MCHC (mean corpuscular hemoglobin concentration), and MCV, meaning mean corpuscular this.

Hint: it measures the average size of each red cell.

Volume

400

It was rumored that Predator at Darien Lake was going to get a revamp by this company (who's abbreviated name is often used as a verb) known for repairing and renovating beat-up wooden coasters, but as of 2024, this has yet to be confirmed.

Rocky Mountain Construction (RMC)

400

"How many cruises did you go on as a kid?"

Justine

400

Treehouse, Digital Renaissance, 3D

I See Stars

Digital Renaissance should be Digital Renegade

500

"GIVE HER THE SCARF BACK, ___" is a popular fan comment in response to a line in All Too Well. It's rumored that the scarf is an analogy for Taylor's virginity.

Jake (Gyllenhaal)

500

Hemolysis can falsely elevate the results of multiple lab tests, with this electrolyte being the most well-known.

Potassium

500

Despite having a relatively good track record for safety, Cedar Fair cut ties with this roller coaster company due to their lack of reliability. 

Hint: they manufactured the coaster mentioned in the $100 clue

Intamin

500

"Don't all birds diarrhea all the time?"

Amy

500

Danger Days, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Gun

My Chemical Romance

I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Gun should be I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love

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