The Book Was Better
This book is about a science teacher who accidentally has to save the world with his newfound alien best friend named Rocky
What Is Project Hail Mary
TBR
What is To Be Read?
His skin sparkles like a glitter pen, and he watches you while you sleep.
Who Is Edward Cullen?
A caterpillar exhibits extreme greed and gets a tummy ache
What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
there are no actual little women in this book. all regular sized women. title is misleading. 0/10. would not read again
What is Little Women
Christopher Nolan made a huge splash this summer when he made this epic into a movie featuring celebrities like Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Holland.
What is the Odyssey?
FMC
What is the Female Main Character?
He killed her sister and got mad at her for pretending to date someone else, so she didn't die on live tv
Who is Gale?
A pig and an elephant learn things
What Is Piggy and Gerald?
I didn't like the book. I found it bland and boring. It is a short novel with 9 Chapters and yet nothing much happened until the middle of Chapter 7! Although it was simply written it was hard to follow. Don't understand why it is considered one of the classic novels of the 20th century. I realize I am in the minority with my review. I did like the setting of the "roaring 20's."
What is the Great Gatsby?
Two friends go on vacation together
What is People We Meet On Vacation?
DNF
What is Did Not finish?
He hid his wife in the attic
Who is Mr.Rochester?
A fish conforms to societal pressures and gives away its pizazz
What Is Rainbow Fish?
Overall, the thing that bothered me the most is that this character is basically the Paris Hilton of the magic world: he's an heir to a fortune and he's well known for being famous while being famous for being well known. He's not a particularly apt wizard (though he can ride a mean broom)
What is Harry Potter?
"(insert name here) was never much of a drinker" 😭
What Is Sunrise On The Reaping
ARC
What is an Advanced Readers Copy?
Swung a girl around by her braids while simultanioulsy traumitizing a full generation
who is Ms. Trunchbull?
A young diva expresses her fashion sense freely and loves everything fancy
What Is Fancy Nancy?
this is my motivation to improve my communication with loved ones.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but marry me in three days and commit mutual suicide
What is Romeo and Juliet
Sand, Worms, and some dude named Paul
What is Dune?
MMPB
What is a Mass Market Paperback?
Couldn't get over his situationship so he became a dictator
Who is President Snow?
She baked cupcakes, and they turned her pink, then red (oops)
What is Pinkalicious?
an annoying scientist and an ugly tall man fight over who is more depressed
What is Frankenstein?