Classics
YA
Books I like
Quotes
Book Club Books
100

shakespeare when pitching this play, probably: this is my OC ____. hes a prince. hes bisexual. hes moody, brooding, and is anywhere between the ages of 16 to 30 years old. and no, i am not taking constructive criticism.

What is Hamlet?

100
she really was the blueprint

What is The Hunger Games?

100

Imagine going waffle hopping with ___. There are least five places in my town alone where you can get quality waffles. This is the only thing I want.

What is Six of Crows?

100

'fine. make me your villain.'

What is Shadow and Bone?

100

every single character belongs in a mental asylum (affectionate)

What is The Secret History?

200

I figured this book would help me gird my loins (or whatever it is you do) when you head into battle.

What is The Art of War?

200

Catching moving trains? Abseiling? Fighting? Sign me up now.

What is Divergent?

200

Geez. That was the most depressing apocalypse ever.

What is Oryx and Crake?

200

“But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.”

What is Brave New World?

200

this had translation! literature! school! the evils of colonialism! what more could you want!

What is Babel?

300
Very gay but brought me to tears. God that was the most boring book I have ever read. Could have been shorter. Like a solid 100 pages shorter.

What is The Illiad?

300

no matter how superior you think your tastes are (Sophie), you will enjoy this. Even just on a voyeuristic level.

What is The Selection?

300

We have the goldenboy of an interstellar military academy: Who finds himself saddled with a squad of losers, discipline cases and psychos

What is Aurora Rising?

300

”It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.”

What is Harry Potter (and the Sorcerer's Stone)?

300

Take the buttons off your eyes and face alternative horror reality, girl

What is Coraline?

400
THIS BOOK IS ABOUT HOW HELL IS GONNA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

What is Dante's Inferno?

400

i ain't never seen four emotionally intelligent brothers. two of them always gotta have unaddressed trauma.

What is The Inheritance Games?

400

Boys fighting pirates and their feelings for each other in 18th century Paris and Venice! *swoon*

What is The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue?

400

”We were like gods, at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”

What is The Song of Achilles?
400

This book made me cry over a button so clearly it’s a five star read

What is The House in the Cerulean Sea?

500

"Okay, so here's what happened. I went out after work with the guys, we went to a perfectly nice bar, this chick was hitting on me but I totally brushed her off. Anyway we ended up getting pretty wrecked, and we might have smoked something in the bathroom, I'm not totally clear on that part, and then this gigantic one-eyed bouncer kicked us out so we somehow ended up at a strip club. The guys were total pigs but not me, seriously, that's not glitter on my neck. And then we totally drove right by these hookers without even stopping and here I am! Only a little bit late! By the way, I crashed the car and six of the guys are in jail. Ask for Officer ___."

What is The Odyssey?

500

*The _____ not being allowed to have lovers… they should’ve learned that mistake from Star Wars 🙃*

What is Scythe?

500

I can't say I'd be disappointed if Captain America happened to show up. Though I don't know why that would ever happen, but I can always hope.

What is The Sword of Summer (Magnus Chase Book 1)?

500

“Children aren’t coloring books. You don’t get to fill them with your favorite colors"

What is The Kite Runner?
500

A Tale of Two Sociopaths. One just ever so slightly more lovable than the other...

What is Vicious?

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