Nephi
She was Nephi's Mother, gave up her beautiful things and nice house to follow her husband into the wilderness to live in a tent. ( Stange Life choices by this woman, Am I right?)
Who is Sariah?
I was captured and brought before Alma, I refused to acknowledge God. Was Cursed to not be able to speak, Then I was trampled to death (totally should have just accepted Christ, getting trampled to death Sucked). Alma 30:59
Who is Korihor?
I was converted on the road on my way to destroy the church, I saw an angel. One of my companions that day, was converted too and later served a mission. (His was different from my mission though, cutting off arms?)
Who is Alma the younger?
I told Lamoni I only wanted to be his servant, not marry his daughter, (I think this may have made him mad, I mean he gave me a job where he killed everyone that had ever done it before).
Who is Ammon?
I lead the group who did not doubt, (their mothers had taught them) (Don't ask me about their dads, they dug and dug but never found those weapons, my blacksmiths are still mad about that.) You can name my sons too for an extra point.
Who is Helaman?
This verse in 1 Nephi contains the famous line, "I will go and do" (honestly it did not sound nearly as hard a task when he said that, if he had known maybe he would not have been so eager)
What is chapter 3 verse 7?
We had a thing called the Rameumptom. We did not allow our poor to worship in our synagogues. (We couldn't let them in they smelled like latrines, I guess we did make them climb in to clean them out, but still, take a bath)
Who are the Zoramites?
My King was King Noah, before I learned Christ is King. (Abinadi helped a little)
Who is Alma the elder.
I was locked up in the land of Middoni and later taught the King of the Lamanites. (I am still ticked that a bunch of my companions just ran off and left me to get thrown in jail, I guess I needed to work on those wind sprints a little more)
Who is Aaron?
I am the most famous Nephite warrior hands down. (I mean Ammon wasn't a warrior he was a missionary, and I said hands down not Arms.)
Who is Captain Moroni?
This is representative of the pride of the world, and wickedness in Lehi's dream. ( I thought they could have just as easily said Laman, he was evil incarnate, I mean he did try to kill, like literally murder his brother, at least 3... no was it 7 times?)
What is the Great and Spacious Building?
I introduced Priestcraft among the Nephites. Later a land was named after me. I killed Gideon.( I know he was like 80 years old, but dude you know I could have taken Gideon is his prime too right?)
Who is Nehor?
Alma retreated here to avoid the searches of the king Noah. He baptized many here. Found in Mosiah, ( I think the author gets excited because he says his own name like 6 times when describing this place.)
What are the waters of Mormon?
I was a believer in God converted by a dream of my father and went to convert the rest of the Lamanites when I saw the king and family overcome by the spirit.(Who would have thought that they would try to kill Ammon, I mean he only chopped off a few of their arms.)( I am only the second named righteous woman in the whole Book of Mormon, you should remember... are you sexist?)
Who is Abish?
I was named military leader of the Nephites at 16. (Now you know why our civilization fell, a 16 year old to lead their whole army? In the future they realize 16 is barely old enough to date.)
Who is Mormon?
This is the only task that Lehi gave to Nephi and his brothers, that Laman and Lemuel did not complain about doing.( I mean who would right?)
What is going to Jerusalem to get Ishmael and his daughters for wives?
I tried to bribe Alma and Amulek to deny Christ... I was a Lawyer. I almost died...(that would have totally sucked) Then Alma Heals me and I join him on a mission. (way better outcome than just dying right?)
Who is Zeezrom?
I was the first person Alma (the elder) baptized I went into the water with him. chpt 18 (I am just glad that he didn't hold me under, I am terrified of water, why else would I make Alma go in with me?)
Who is Helam?
This is where the Sons of Mosiah were headed when they ran into their old buddy Alma on the road. (nothing like sweet home .....)
What is Zarahemla?
I killed 3 famous Lamanite kings. (Okay one wasn't a Lamanite and wasn't exactly a king, but he was... trying to be a king.... So does that count?)
Who is Teancum?
I am Nephi's youngest brother.(Sam and I like never get talked about it sucks being the forgotten kid.)
Who is Joseph?
I Argued with Jacob about the truthfulness of the gospel.(dude I fell to the earth unconscious after asking for a sign, I thought maybe he would just show me a fire or something.)
Who is Sherem?
This city is where Alma meets his mission companion Amulek. (Sure he met him, after the other residents almost killed the man)
What is Ammonihah?
Aaron got to teach my people and I after Ammon didn't ask for much, he made me start from the beginning.( when I say beginning I mean the very beginning, like Eve... no Adam... no, I guess, we will go down, the list) (My family has a thing for passing out). We later called ourselves by this name.
What is Anti-Nephi-Lehies?
I am the only guy to get scalped in the whole Book of Mormon.(but I didn't quit, Mama didn't raise no quitters...okay maybe I did quit, but not until they killed most of my buddies, I never liked them anyways)
Who is Zarahemna?