Elmo
Which movie did Elmo get popcorn thrown at us?
The Conjuring
How many of Smith's, at the time, best friends did Cookie Monster date?
2
Who was the teacher/cult leader?
Mr. Barton
What school event did Smith and Irin host and what game did we ref?
Talent show and volleyball game.
Which two celebrities went to MS54?
Timothee Chalamet and A$AP Rocky
Why was Elmo suspended?
He texted in our class GC that he wanted to shoot up the school and a parent screenshotted it and sent it to the principle.
How many girlfriends did Cookie Monster have?
5 (I will also take 4 as one does not rlly count)
What game were me, Elmo, Bryson, and Irin playing in latin on the last day of school that resulted in a broken over head light.
Spikeball
What was Geronimo's poem in the poetry slam called that he screamed and beat Irin's poem with?
Moronimo
How many days was Smith absent in eight grade?
22
Why was Elmo not present when we were making 'the list' and he won (I think).
He was suspended and he was across the auditorium and we were holding up signs to him and then Orcher Torture yelled at us.
What hair color did Cookie Monster think he had and what hair color did I say he had?
He thought blonde I said brown.
How many times did I lie that I was in a fight with my friend and we had to go work it out in the hallway to skip latin?
at least 200 times
What were the two songs that dictated me and Irin's entire eight grade year?
Since You've Been Gone and any Charli XCX song
Who did Smith introduce at graduation?
JERRY DONGGGGGGGG
Why did Elmo almost get suspended a second time
He dared Evan to yell "I have a bomb" on a field trip which inevitably ended up with Evan being suspended.
What did Dylan do every single time he saw me in class or in the hallway for all of sixth and seventh grade?
Say "Hi Smith!" and give me a high five
Where was the Latin field trip to when a child jumped in the fountain and another got stuck in a baby swing?
The Met
What did Irin quote in her poetry slam poem from the week before?
Sasha's anger text he sent her after she broke up with him.
What was the nickname for our demon dean Ms. Orcher
Orcher Torture
Who did Elmo moan with into a voicemail that was then played in front of my grandfather by accident?
Bryson
Why could Cookie Monster not try out for basketball in sixth grade?
He broke his thumb
What did the cult leader compare me to in my letter of recommendation for catholic schools?
A soaring eagle.
Crumbl cookie theme song
Why was Eva Scoby suspended?
She had a pocket knife in her bag and our science teacher found it.