books
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Harry Potter
I’m hotter than you.
Twilight
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Big Bang Theory
The question is not where. It's when.
Dark
rich girl obsessed with watching a little kid's show and saw the casts of the show in the end
Cookie
You rang, madam?
Toothless
That is mahogany!
Hunger Games
I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful.
A Good Place
There’s more to life than stupid boys.
Stranger Things
mom dated a new guy because he has the same name of the guy she loved before
I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
You chose us. Now we have to choose you.
Divergent
Oh I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Friends
You And Cal Were Dead. I Had A Big Hole In My Life.
Manifest
started with Santa Claus breaking in their house one Christmas night
Clean Break
They say if you tilt your head to the side, you look cute. But if you tilt it too much, you just look like your neck is broken.
Dear Dumb Diary
I’m a satyr, not a sheep.
Percy Jackson
You're crazy! How did you pull this off?!
Brooklyn Nine Nine
No one gets to tell us how to deal with the end of the world.
Double Act
Birds are not late. A dog does not check its watch. Deer do not fret over passing birthdays. Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.
The Time Keeper
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.
Narnia
I don’t need to be good at math, I have beautiful hair
Young Sheldon
The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
Wednesday
Looking for her mom, she contacted a number marked with the words "Call, Baby" and a guy who found her met up with her in a nearby diner.
Dustbin Baby