Culture
Bosmer For Dummies
Classic Bosmer Jokes
100

The capital of the Bosmer's home region.

What is Falinesti?

100

The home region of the Bosmer.

What is Valenwood

100

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

200

A  bosmer custom where we steal from each other, and when returning the stolen items back to its owner, the thief may demand a boon as compensation that is equal to the item's worth.

What is the Rite of Theft?

200

The chief deity of the Bosmer Pantheon.

What is Y'ffre?

200

Why do thunderbugs eat raw meat?

They never learned to cook.

300

Bosmer houses formed by Greenspeakers using nature magic to reshape the trees around them.

What is a Pod-Home?

300

The traditional name of a priest of Y'ffre.

What is a Spinner?

300

Why can Bees only buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

400

A ceremonial wedding that is spiritually important to the Green Pact Bosmer of Valenwood.

What is Handfasting?

400

The Royal Dynasty of Valenwood.

What the Cameron Dynasty?

400

What's light as a feather, but cannot be held for very long?

Breath.

500

Known as the god of toil and vengeance. This deity has a strong connection the Green.

Hint: He is worshipped by the imperial cult under a different name.

What is Zen.

500

The three tenets of the Green Pact

What are Protect the Green, the Meat Mandate and the Sacred Form?

500

Imagine your boat's sinking in slaughterfish-infested waters. How do you survive?

Stop Imagining!

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