The Early Days
This person worked across the hallway from Cody and Jacob while they both worked at Telus
Who is Lauren?
Jacob was stricken with this ailment the night before Cody's wedding
What is food poisoning?
Jacob and Dakota use this as a codeword for watching X Files
What are Nungas?
(nunganungas is also acceptable)
Every Christmas, Cody hosts a server on this game so that the boys can game together
What is Minecraft?
Who is Cody?
Answer: a riddle
I grow without roots, yet I cover the land. I vanish with age, though no thief takes my hand. I’m woven in youth, but retreat with the years— Leaving a crown that is polished by time’s engineers. What am I?
Cody/Dakotas Hair
Zak's father is famous for this 2am delicacy
What is brisket?
These two boys share the same first and last initials
Who are Jacob and Josiah?
This is seemingly the only Destiny phrase Jacob knows
What is Aham-Khara (spelling)?
These all happened at once when Dakota started laughing a few years ago
farded, shidded, threw up
(and apparently also sneezed and coughed)
This dumb game is Jacob's biggest Victory Youth legacy
What is speed friending?
What are pajama pants?
This was the question Ben posed to a poor EB Games worker on the midnight release of Tears of the Kingdom
"Busy night?"
Joel brought this into a Destiny raid with all the boys, prompting Cody to crash out crazy style
What is a rocket launcher?
This song was consistently on repeat during the boys discord days
What is the Veggie Tales Cheeseburger song?
Dakota once won a game of Jackbox from this unconventional location
What is the shower?
Who is Oprah Winfrey?
This F1 race does not have a podium, but rather a royal box
What is the Monaco Grand Prix?
Jacob plays Skyrim on this system exclusively - and he claims that it's the way God intended
What is the Nintendo Switch?
What is chicken salt?
The original boys group chat was formed for this purpose
What is football at the Hoffmanns?
Josiah's main in Smash Ultimate holds this title in their original game
What is professor?
This was the name of Josiah's childhood dog
What is Bowlingball?
This is the official name of nailing 3 dart shots in a row in iMessage Darts
What is a triple barrel shaboingboing?
Measured in days, this is how much time Dakota has logged on Destiny 2
over 280 days