The United States Military
In what some call a heroic act, Jenner took one for the team and slept here during the Oceanside trip.
What is car tent?
Nick falsely claimed that Jared shot and almost blinded with an airsoft gun in this location.
What is his eyeball?
The first drink of choice at any store.
What is Vitacoco coconut water?
This person was mistaken for a Oceanside Airbnb landlord before shouting at the stupid Eagles game for hours.
Who is Joepy?
This is where red wine goes.
What is straight to the erogenous zone?
In 2021, this prohibited Jenner's ability to speak after naïvely consuming over 50 mg of THC.
What is the void?
The biggest obstacle in Nick being able to attend a trip.
What is Nick Rodgers' immune system?
What is hot tub?
After Dil and Jared missed a flight for reasons that were completely out of their control, this person came back to the airport to get them and take them to the bars.
Who is Sid?
Jared is likely to do this if he is more than one drink in.
What is a phone call with LT?
What is hinge date?
When they boys found carrots and ants in Nick's Cal Poly residence, this person saved the day when they offered alternative shelter.
Who is Mira?
The backseat boys, most likely.
What is late?
On a trip to Bend, OR, the boys realized that trips are likely more fun without these.
What are girls?
The most common reason for Jordan to get kicked out of a bar (frequent).
What is doing nothing?
On a wine-drunk FaceTime call in San Diego, Jenner called this person a derogatory name.
Who is Mira?
The proper name to call this person when around their San Diego friends.
Who is Top Dawg?
After a recovery run in California, Dan and Dil were stuck in a car because this driver was incapacitated, and eventually put in the backseat.
Who is Daus?
Who is Nelly?
After wanting her for fourteen years, Dil finally got with this person after "blaming it on the wine".
Who is Ellie?
Mmm, yummy
What are feet?
Aside from Backseat boys' punctuality, these are the two biggest resons for a classic Nick freak out.
What are alcohol and women?
Located in the Backset Boys' room, this was one of the biggest "areas of improvement" listed by the Airbnb host that almost caused a less-than ideal 4-star rating.
What is the towel shryne? (puke-soaked)
The amount of money that Nick paid to go on a trip that he did not attend and was not reimbursed for.
What is $180?
This was offered to Nick when he asked a homeless individual for directions after Jordan tried to use a non-existent doorknob.
What is head?