One-liners from Pinoy Commercial
“Karen po.”
McDonalds
This ad will always make you emotional no matter how many times you’ve watched it. While eating in McDonald’s, a forgetful grandfather talks to his granddaughter and mistakes her with someone else.
The Rock
Asi Taulava
Solar power generates electricity from what source?
The Sun
Pinagtagpo pero hindi tinadhana
Imahe
Sa video games, anong uri ng hayop si Donkey Kong?
Gorilla
“Nawawala si Jennifer.”
Jollibee
Who knew a missing doll could be so important? In this vintage ad from Jollibee, a little girl asks her mom, “Mommy, nakita mo ba si Jennifer?” referring to her favorite toy doll.
Muscle Man
Vic Manuel
What does CPU stand for?
Central Processing Unit
Tila ako'y nakalutang na sa langit
Ngunit nalulunod sa 'yong mga ngiti
Tala
Sa cartoons, sinong Powerpuff Girl ang dressed in pink?
Blossom
”Saan aabot ang 20 pesos mo?”
Cornetto
Cornetto came out with a bunch of commercials that featured different situations that would happen if you only paid 20 pesos.
The Skycraper
Marlou Aquino
What is the name of Elon Musk’s aerospace company?
SpaceX
Pagdating ng araw
Ang 'yong buhok
Ay puputi na rin
Sabay tayong mangangarap
Ng nakaraan natin
Kahit Maputi na ang Buhok Ko
Sa music, sino ang kumanta ng hit song na "Bed of Roses"?
Bon Jovi
“Goodbye, Carlo!”
Purefoods Tender Juicy hotdog
In her bedroom, a little girl (Chantal Umali) updates her diary and writes about her crush, saying, “Dear diary, Carlo sat beside me today. He’s so cute!” She continues, “Sabi niya, I’m pretty. Kaya lang, I’m fat. I eat too much kasi.”
The Thriller
Willie Miller
The current richest man in the world Jeff Bezos is CEO and President of which online retailer?
Amazon
agtapos ang lahat sa di inaahasahang
Panahon at ngayon akoy iyong iniwan
Luhaan, sugatan, d mapakinabangan
Sana'y nagtanong ka lang kung d mo lang alam
Sa pinoy food, anong prutas ang ginagawang sangkap ng pochero?
Saging
“Coffee na lang, dear.”
Purefoods Honeycured Bacon
You might recognize John Arcilla from his titular role in Heneral Luna, but years ago, he also starred in a commercial for Purefoods Honeycured Bacon. Every day, his wife would prepare breakfast while he sits at the table reading the daily paper. But he would tell her, “Coffee na lang, dear.” That is, until she puts a plate of bacon on the table.
The Babay Face Assassin
Larry Fonacier
What does LG stand for in LG Electronics?
Lucky-Goldstar
Sa t'wing makikita kitang kasama siya
Pinipikit ko ang aking mga mata
At sa gabing kasama mo siya
Halos hindi ako makahinga (hah, hah)
Kabet
Sa transportation, ano ang tawag sa ruta ng isang jeepney at sa kita na rin ng driver nito?
Boundary