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OUCH!!! I REALLY FELT THAT WHEN YOU POKED MY FINGER WITH THE LANCET
WHAT IS NO IMPAIRMENT
NURSE? DO YOU HAVE ANY LOTION? MY SKIN IS ALWAYS SO DRY. OH AND BY THE WAY I NEED THE RESTROOM AGAIN PLEASE!
WHAT IS RARELY MOIST
MY PATIENT IS A QUADRIPLEGIC? HOW ABOUT YOURS?
WHAT IS BEDFAST
I LOVE IT WHEN MY PATIENT IS SO INDEPENDENT THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HAND HIM HIS MEDS. EASIEST ASSIGNMENT EVER!!
WHAT IS NO LIMITATIONS
WOW!! MY PATIENT MUST BE A FOODIE! HE IS RANTING AND RAVING OVER ALL HIS MEALS CLAIMING IT IS THE BEST HOSPITAL FOOD HE HAS EVER HAD!
WHAT IS EXCELLENT
MY PATIENT MUST HAVE BEEN A FISH IN A PREVIOUS LIFE...HE FLIP FLOPS ON THAT BED LIKE NOTHING
WHAT IS NO APPARENT PROBLEM
HI NURSE! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE NEUROPATHY IN BOTH MY FEET. JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW SO YOU CAN ADD IT TO MY PMH.
WHAT IS SLIGHTLY LIMITED
WHEW!!! THAT LASIX GTT IS SURE WORKING! IM HAVING TO CHANGE HER DIAPER EVERY HOUR!!
WHAT IS VERY MOIST
MY PATIENT LIKES TO EAT HIS MEALS IN THE CHAIR. BUT BY THE TIME HE IS DONE HE IS READY FOR A NAP BACK IN BED!
WHAT IS WALKS OCCASIONALLY
I SEE MY PATIENT MOVING IN BED EVERY NOW AND THEN SO IM NOT SURE WHY SHE HAS A STAGE 1 ON HER COCCYX
WHAT IS SLIGHTLY LIMITED
"I REALLY WISH THIS SMALL BOWEL OBSTRUCTION WOULD RESOLVE. THIS NGT HAS GOT TO GO!!
WHAT IS VERY POOR
CAN YOU HELP ME LIFT MY PATIENT TO THE HOB? SHE CAN HELP BUT SHE IS WEAK
WHAT IS POTENTIAL PROBLEM
NURSE PERFORMS STERNAL RUB. PATIENT SLEEPING LIKE A BABY DURING IT
WHAT IS COMPLETELY LIMITED
DO WE HAVE A BLANKET COOLER? THIS MAN HAS BEEN CONTINUOUSLY SWEATING ALL DAY!
WHAT IS CONSTANTLY MOIST
I HAD TO FINALLY GET A TELE BOX FOR MY PATIENT. ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS WALK WALK WALK
WHAT IS WALKS FREQUENTLY
MY SWEET 90 Y/O PATIENT TRIES SO HARD TO ADJUST HERSELF IN BED BUT SHE IS JUST TOO WEAK. SHE CAN BARELY MOVE HERSELF
WHAT IS VERY LIMITED
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NEW TPN BAG FOR MY PATIENT? THE ONE HANGING IS ALMOST OUT.
WHAT IS ADEQUATE
I NEED ASSISTANCE IN TURNING MY OBTUNDED TRACH/VENT PATIENT PLEASE??
WHAT IS PROBLEM
MY PATIENT DOESN'T MAKE A PEEP OF NOISE UNLESS I TURN THEM OR DO HER WOUND CARE.
WHAT IS VERY LIMITED
I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON BRINGING DOWN MY PATIENT'S FEVER ALL DAY! FINALLY IT BROKE! I HAD TO EVEN CHANGE THE LINEN BECAUSE IT GOT WET!
WHAT IS OCCASIONALLY MOIST
DONT FORGET THEY NEED THE GAIT BELT WHEN YOU MOVE THEM TO THE BSC
WHAT IS CHAIR FAST
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY OBTUNDED TRACH VENT PATIENT? I NEED TO TURN THEM.
WHAT IS COMPLETELY IMMOBILE
I DON'T THINK MY PATIENT LIKES OUR FOOD. SHE IS ONLY EATING HALF THE FOOD AND LAST NIGHT SHE DIDN'T EVEN EAT DINNER.
WHAT IS PROBABLY INADEQUATE
I JUST LOVE HAVING AN ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL PATIENT ON RESTRAINTS!! THEY ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVE!!
WHAT IS POTENTIAL PROBLEM