Euphemisms
Emotionally involved
In Love
Father Knew Best
Father Knows Best
I never watch Sesame Street because...
I already know most of that stuff.
Footday Night Monball
Monday Night Football
Saint Anthony's Shelter for the...
Recently All-Right
Deficit Water Situation
It Was Left To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver
George Washington's brother was...
the Uncle of our Country.
The Inhuldable Crelk
The Incredible Hulk
The Christian Haven for the chronically...
Feisty
Performing Arts Center
Theatre
I Shall Have Been Loving Lucy
I Love Lucy
Recent polls reveal that...
some people have never been polled, until recently.
Kind Enclosures of the Third Count
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Downtown Mission for the...
Permanently Disheveled
Motion Discomfort
Seasickness
What Had My Line Been?
Who's Line Is It Anyway
Tomorrow is very much like today...
except it's not here yet.
Sylstoner Vallest
Sylvester Stallone
The State Hospital for those...
Who Felt All-Right about a year ago
Direct Marketing
Junk Mail
The Yesterday Show
The Today Show
If the shoe fits...
get another one just like it.
Circy Flython's Pything Montus
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Task Force for...
Better Pancakes