Neon Star
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing! It's on the house!
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
How do you light up a sports stadium?
With a soccer match!
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
He was a little horse!
What do you do to have a space party?
You planet!
What’s a dog’s favorite super hero?
Labra-Thor!
Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek?
They're always spotted!
Where did people hang out during medieval times?
At Knight clubs!
They seem a little shady!
What's a skeleton's favorite type of road?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
What kind of felines can bowl?
Alley cats!
How do mice floss their teeth?
With string cheese!
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
He had a virus!
What do lawyers wear to work?
Lawsuits!
Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher!
How can you tell if a pig is hot?
It's bacon!
What do you need to make a highway in an art studio?
A mile marker!
What do you call shoes made of bananas?
Slippers!
How do you make a robot angry?
Keep pushing his buttons!
What do you call an anxious fly?
A Jitterbug!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky!