If a plane crashed on the border of Country A and Country B, where would you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors
These words have had their vowels removed. Can you replace the vowels to make some vegetables:
cbbg
clflwr
ccmbr
crgtt
crrt
cbbg = cabbage
clflwr = cauliflower
ccmbr = cucumber
crgtt = courgette
crrt = carrot
What has a head and a tail, but no body
a coin
A Christmas carol that never seems to end
long song
Can you circle exactly three numbers to make a total of 19?

12 + 6 + 1 = 19
I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?
A baby
In British Columbia, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg - why?
You cannot take a picture with a wooden leg; you need a camera.
I'm tall when i'm young, and short when i'm old. What am I?
A candle
closet to keep a sweeping tool
broom room
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
One.
Only I was going to St. Ives.
A man makes a claim that he can predict the exact score of every football game, before it begins. And he's always right. How's that possible?
He predicts that at the start of the football game, the score will be 0-0.
Which of the seven black shapes is identical to the red one?
There may be more than one which is exactly the same.
B, D and G.
Your parents have six sons including you and each son has one sister. How many people are in the family?
Nine. Two parents, six sons, and one daughter. All of them have one sister (not six sisters).
stinging insect that doesn't cost money
free bee
Last weekend I was given my pocket money, which is meant to last me all week.
On Monday, I spent a quarter of my money on clothes.
On Tuesday, I spent one third of my remaining money on a CD.
On Wednesday I spent half of my remaining money on sweets.
Finally on Thursday I spent my last $1.25 on a comic.
How much pocket money did I receive?
$5.00.
Working backwards:
On Thursday I had $1.25.
On Wednesday I had $1.25 x (1 ÷ one half) = $2.50.
On Tuesday I had $2.50 x (1 ÷ two thirds) = $3.75.
On Monday I had $3.75 x (1 ÷ three quarters) = $5.00.
Imagine that you are in a boat, in the middle of the sea. Suddenly you are surrounded by hungry sharks, just waiting to feed on you. How can you put an end to this?
Stop Imagining
A farmer has just visited a local market and has bought a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. However, the shortest way home involves a river crossing, and the farmer has a very small boat, which can only carry the farmer and one of the purchases.
Can you help the farmer get everything to the other side of the river?
Goat
Empty
Wolf
Goat
Cabbage
Empty
Goat
I come in different shapes and sizes. Parts of me are curved, other parts are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
A jigsaw puzzle piece
rabbit that tells jokes
funny bunny
What number is...
...three quarters of eight ninths of one half of 2001?
667.
You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?
An Egg
1 23 124 1251 26127 128129 ==?==
Hint: remove the spaces first
1301311.
Can you think of a common word that contains double C, double S and double L? Can you think of a second one?
Successfully. Unsuccessfully.
fast elevator
swift lift
At a recent visit to the reptile house at the local zoo, I counted a total of 27 heads and 70 feet.
I was counting snakes, lizards and people and I know that there were exactly twice as many lizards as people.
How many snakes did I count?
Hint: Snakes don't have legs.
6 snakes, 7 people and 14 lizards.