When you LISTEN, you are this.
Silent.
This modern movie's production was just halted due to the main star contracting COVID-19.
The Batman.
This is something you can be arrested for attempting but not for completing.
Suicide.
There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
3.
EMEERTRUAPT
Temperature.
YOUR EYES do this.
They see.
This teen heartthrob often mentioned the perils of driving too fast but was killed doing exactly that.
James Dean.
Two girls are born on the same day at the same time to the same mother yet they are not twins. How can this be?
They are part of a set of triplets.
The day before 2 days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it?
Friday.
ONOVTUILE
Evolution.
A ROPE ENDS IT.
Desperation.
This was invented by 9th century Chinese alchemists as they were searching for an “elixir of life.”
Gunpowder.
What breaks but never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
Day and night.
A frog falls in a 30 foot well. If he jumps five feet up but slides back 4 feet, how many days will it take the frog to jump out of the well?
26.
CELEOLMU
Molecule.
Astronomer.
We don’t know who invented it because the building holding the patent burned down in 1836.
Fire hydrant.
A rich person doesn’t have it. A poor person has more of it. If you eat it you will die. What is it?
Nothing.
What is the next number in the series of 1,9,17,33,49,73,?
97.
PERCSOICMO
Microscope.
CASH LOST IN 'EM.
Slot machines.
John Morales played this PSA character before being imprisoned for possessing a thousand pot plants and a grenade launcher.
McGruff the Crime Dog.
Glittering points that downward thrust, sparkling spears that never rust. What am I?
An icicle.
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relationship was the blind beggar to the brother who died?
Sister.
MRTISAPSMOOEH
Metamorphosis.