What can travel around the world while staying in one corner?
A stamp
I am full of holes, but I can still hold a lot of water. What am I?
A sponge
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
on the corner
Jimmy's mother had 4 children. She named the first Monday, the second Tuesday, and the third Wednesday. What is the name of the fourth child?
Jimmy
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
I shave every day, yet my hair gets longer. What am I?
Mike is a butcher. He is 5ft, 10in tall. What does he weigh?
Meat
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
a shadow
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Still Mt. Everest, it just wasn't discovered yet.
Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?
Jeff
I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?
the future
What word begins with the letter e, ends with the letter e, and only has one letter?
an envelope
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
light
You are driving a bus. At the first stop, two women get on. At the second stop, three men get on, and one woman gets off. At the third stop, three kids and their mom get on, and a man gets off. The bus is grey, and it is raining outside. What color is the bus driver’s hair?
Your hair color, you're the bus driver
What is at the end of everything?
The letter G
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
you have two apples
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
in Washington D.C.
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Your breath
Name of the invention that lets you look instantly right through any wall you want.
a window
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you won't have it. What is it?
a secret
What is one question you can never answer truthfully?
Are you asleep?
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
love
What kind of running means walking?
running out of fuel
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat. Everyone ate one sandwich, yet only 3 sandwiches were eaten. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, daughter, and granddaughter