What gets wet while it's drying?
What is A towel
I’m not an air plane, but I can fly. I’m not a river, but I’m full of water. What am I?
Cloud
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
a.) soap
b.) towel
c.) a reflection
d.) a rainbow
c.) A reflection
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
A seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
a.) post-office
b.) mailbox
c.) aftershock
b.) mailbox
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
A skull
What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
a.) whiteboard
b.) towel
c.) rock
d.) chalkboard
d.) Chalkboard
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
a.) 5'11"
b.) 180 lbs
c.) there's no way to know
d.) meat
d.) Meat
What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?
A deck of cards.
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
a.) roller coaster
b.) your head in the railing
c.) trouble
d.) a box
trouble
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. What am I?
a.) Whale
b.) Fire
c.) Plant
d.) a monkey
b.) Fire
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
What has a Heart but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be?
Tomorrow
What flies without wings?
Time