Literal
Somewhat Critical
Makes Me Think
Brain Buster
100
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. It comes after the 3rd of July.
100

What invention allows you to look through a wall? 

A window. 

100

Name 4 days that begin with the letter 'T"

Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow

100

How many seconds are in a year? 

12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...

200
If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them, how many months have 28 days in them?
12
200
What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?
A deck of cards.
200
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet
200
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 (You took 2)
300

If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going? 

There is no smoke, it's an electric train. 

300

You cross a bridge and see a boat full of people, but there is not a single person on board. How is this possible?

Everyone on the boat is married. 

300
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat
300
When is longhand quicker than shorthand?
On a clock
400
What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured?
Iced tea with lemon.
400
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
400

How many oranges can you put in an empty container? 

1 - If you put an orange in, it will not be an empty container anymore. 

400
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Half way. After that he is running out of the woods.
500
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, because he is dead. There is an actual law that says you can't marry dead people.
500
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They are not playing each other.
500
If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The match
500

Two trains, going opposite directions, enter a tunnel at exactly 12:00. There is only one track, and there is only room in the tunnel for one train at a time. Never the less, three minutes later, both trains come out of the tunnel on the opposite side they came in. How is this possible?

One went in at 12:00 pm, the other at 12:00 am

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