Taste the Rainbow
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint
There are 10 dogs in a yard. 3 fall asleep, 4 run behind a tree, and 2 jump in the hole. How many are left?
10, none of them ran out of the yard
A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 of them ran away. How many sheep does she have left?
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Coffee, Elizabeth has 2 'E's in her name!
You live in a one-story house made “entirely of redwood“. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one story house!
The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I?
A Zebra
Mr. Lee has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has 1 brother. How many children does Mr. Lee have?
5 Children
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
10
Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why? CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS
COURTS the rest are anagrams of eachother
I look green but what you eat is red, and what you spit out is black. What am I?
Watermelon
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
Kangaroo
If there are 6 oranges in a basket and you take out 4, how many oranges do you have?
You took 4 so you have 4 oranges!
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip Hop
What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Tom was asked to paint numbers outside 100 apartments, which means he will have to paint numbers 1 through 100. How many times will he have to paint the number 8?
20 times (8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, 78, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88 [two 8s], 89, 98
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea!
I am the yellow hem of the sea's blue skirt. What am I?
The Beach
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
Neigh-bour
When does 9 + 5 = 2
When your telling time! 9:00 + 5 Hours = 2:00
What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?