What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?
Eye
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If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them, how many months have 28 days in them?
12
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What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?
A deck of cards.
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A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet
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A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
One hour
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If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 (You took 2)
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How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
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What is neither inside a house nor outside a house, but no house would be complete without it?
A window
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A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat
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What overpowers you without hurting you?
Sleep
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When is longhand quicker than shorthand?
On a clock
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What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured?
Iced tea with lemon.
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Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
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With what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
corn on the cob
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What question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep?"
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How far can a dog run into the woods?
Half way. After that he is running out of the woods.
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Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, because he is dead. There is an actual law that says you can't marry dead people.
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Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They are not playing each other.
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If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The match
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What is very light but can't be lifted?
A bubble
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What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space: The beginning of every end. And the end of every race?