Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
a fire
Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Man. He crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane as an old man.
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
stop imagining
Is it legal for a man living in Japan to be buried in Korea ?
no because he is still living
You are driving some people around in a bus. Four people get in at the first stop and three get off. Seven people get off at the second stop and five get on. At the third stop, two get off and six more get on. What would you say is the color of the driver's eyes?
look in the mirror
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
mushroom
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
window
A man wearing black clothes, black shoes and a black hat is walking down a street. The street lamps are all off. A black car, with its headlights off, comes speeding down the road, but screeches to a halt, just before hitting the man. How did the driver see the man?
it was daytime
A man and a son were driving home one rainy night. They had an accident. The father died on the spot. The people who were nearby took the son to the emergency room. The surgeon refused to operate on the boy, saying "I cannot operate on him, he's my son!" How is that possible?
the surgeon was his mother
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
if you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
a secret
What can you catch but not throw?
cold
Sam's mother had 4 children in all. The first one was named May. The second and third were called June and July respectively. What was the fourth child's name?
sam
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
you have really big hands
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
What gets broken without being held?
promise
Which weighs more, 5 kilos of feathers or 5 kilos of bricks?
neither, they both weigh one pound
Peacocks are birds that do not lay eggs. Then how do baby peacocks arrive into this world?
peahens lay eggs
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
he sleeps at night
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
palm
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
onion
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
Watermelon
If a plane crashed on the border of Country A and Country B, where would you bury the survivors?
none. why would you bury the survivors?
What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
AGE