What has leaves, but no branches? A spin, but no bones?
A Book
What has only one eye but still can't see?
A sewing Needle😎
You are in a room with three monkeys: one has a stick, one has a banana, and one has nothing. Who s the smartest primate?
You probably are. 😎
If I turn once, what is out will get in, but if I turn around again, wha is in will not get out. What am I?
A Key
What is always hot, even if you store it in the refrigerator?
Tabasco or chili sauce
A cat has three, a dog has three, but a school has six. What is it?
Letters
I am where yesterday is after today, but tomorrow is in the middle. Where would I be?
In the dictionary.
If you drop me in water, I will be ruined, but if you drop me from the tallest building, I will be fine. What am I?
A piece of paper
Give me a drink, and I will die but feed me, and I will grow bigger. What am I?
Fire
What can you catch, but you can not throw?
A cold (or other contagious illnesses.🤣
What is worn by the foot but sold by the yard?
Carpet
A man with a mustache pushes his race car to a property with a hotel and tells the owner of the hotel he is bankrupt. Why would he do that?
He is playing Monopoly
I can be made or cracked or played. I can be bad or good or funny. What am I?
A joke.
What is always coming but never gets here?
Tomorrow
A boy stands on one bank of the river, and his dog, Bullet, stands on the other bank. The boy calls his dog, who crosses the river to get to him. Bullet doesn't use a bridge and doesn't get wet. How is it possible?
The river is frozen.
What vegetable is unpopular on ships?
A Leek
What food sounds like I do when I see a ghost?
I scream. (Ice Cream)🤣
If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but I think you will.
An onion.
What can be measured but cannot actually be seen?
Time
What sport, played outside around the world, has four lettters and begins with a "T".
Golf