If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour North, and the wind is blowing South, which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke. It is an electric train.
100
If a Mommy Bull, a Daddy Bull, and a Baby Bull are in a field and Baby Bull gets scared, which bull would he run to?
There is no such thing as a Mommy Bull. She would be a cow, therefore he would run to Daddy Bull.
100
What belongs to you, that others use more often than you do?
Your name.
100
This one is actually a riddle:
What has fingers but cannot use them?
A glove.
100
What connects these two words? (School, Eye)
Pupil
200
There is a grandfather, two fathers, and two sons in the woods hunting. They each shoot one bird but only three fall to the ground. Why is this?
There are three people. The oldest is a grandfather and a father. The second oldest is a son and a father. The youngest is a son.
200
If you took 5 chocolates from a box which contained 21 chocolates, how many chocolates would you have?
5, because you took 5 chocolates.
200
Which months have 28 days?
All of the months have at least 28 days.
200
What connects these two words? (Lock, Piano)
Key
200
What connects these two words? (Bed, Paper)
Sheet
300
A man and his son were in a car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The surgeon said, "I can't operate on him, he's my son!" How is this possible?
The surgeon was his mother.
300
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter "W".
300
How many times can ten be subtracted from 100?
Once, because after that, you would be subtracting from 90.
300
What connects these two words? (Ship, Card)
Deck
300
What connects these two words? (Tennis, Noise)
Racket
400
If 3 peacocks lay 5 eggs in 8 days, how many peacocks will lay 29 eggs in 76 days?
Zero. Peacocks don't lay eggs.
400
Can you name four days which start with the letter "T"?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow
400
What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
400
What connects these two words? (Tree, Car)
Trunk
400
What connects these two words? (Egyptian, Mother)
Mummy
500
Why is it against the law for a man living in England to be buried in Wales?
He is still alive!
500
If you have it, you want to share it. But if you share it, you don't have it anymore. What is it?