SLOGANS
Glug Glug.
What is Sasol?
'Hunting lazy horse'. A large cat.
What is a jagluiperd?
Annabel art thou okay? Art thou okay? Art thou okay, Annabel?
What is Smooth Criminal?
Who is Michael Jackson?
The golden arches.
What is McDonald's?
Goes in hard but comes out soft. Doesn't mind if you want to blow it.
What is chewing gum?
Does it all in one, mum.
What is Aquafresh?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY! 'Forest weasel'. A carnivorous, marine mammal with sharp claws.
What is a bosotter?
Proceed, female of small stature, 'tis the day of thy birth. We shalt celebrate as if 'tis the day of thy birth.
What is In Da Club?
Who is 50 Cent?
An edible fruit grown on trees, with a distinctive bite mark on one side to distinguish it from a cherry.
What is Apple?
Has a stiff shaft and its tip penetrates. Comes with a quiver.
What is an arrow?
People with a taste for life.
What is Spur?
'Moustache mussel'. Something that sits above your top lip.
What is a snormossel?
I hath visited the year 3000. Scarce has altered, alas they inhabit the waters.
What is Year 3000?
Who is Busted?
Two red oxen butting heads in front of a yellow spot, which symbolises the sun.
What is Red Bull?
Can often cause pain when going in. Fills your holes when necessary. Asks that you spit, not swallow.
What is a dentist?
It's not inside it's on ... top.
What is Cremora?
'Paper vampire'. Used to join pages of paper or other material.
What is a papier vampier?
I am enamoured with large posteriors and I am unable to utter false statements.
What is Baby Got Back (I like big butts)?
Who is Sir Mix-A-Lot?
A roundel of a black circle enclosing checkered blue-and-white quadrants, characteristic of the Bavarian state flag.
What is BMW?
Gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes when used incorrectly and doesn't like to be jerked too hard.
What is a seatbelt?
Simunye, One Time.
What is SABC1?
'Bait bird'. A large scavenging bird of prey.
What is an aasvoël?
I adore troublesome wenches that is my fornicating predicament... And indeed, I enjoy to fornicate, that is my fornicating predicament.
What is F*cking Problems?
Who is ASAP Rocky/Kendrick Lamar/Drake?
A smiling, two-tailed mermaid or siren of Norse origin, designed to reflect the seductive imagery of the sea
What is Starbucks?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY! Hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside. The word starts with the letter 'c' and ends with a 't'.
What is a coconut?