What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
Just Do it
Nike
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one is lying because the three doctors are Paul’s sisters
The Best a Man Can Get
Gillette
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope
I'm lovin' it
McDonald's
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
He’s bald
Open Happiness
Coca-Cola
How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?
None, it’s a hole
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
Think Different
Apple
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes
His breath
The Best or Nothing
Mercedes-Benz
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried
The ultimate driving machine.
BMW
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s ________
MasterCard
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river
I am an odd number take away a letter and I become even. what am I?
VII
Belong anywhere.
Airbnb
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway — after that, you’re walking out.
Because You’re Worth It
L’Oreal
I am weightless but put me in a bucket and I will make it lighter. What am I?
A hole