Which historical landmark did this alleged assailant scale?
What is the Richmond Bridge?
Spell the rock band teacher’s name.
J-A-I-M-E-O
The class Sadie Winter dropped due to being boring.
What is Advanced Physics?
This student possesses auditory interpretation issues, or aptly put, “You’re stupid!”.
Who is Dashiell Brown?
This person attempted to help Campbell by relocating his shorts.
Who is Mateo Tremmel?
This alleged individuals’s new hobby.
What is photography?
What are timbales?
Name three clubs Sadie Winter leads.
Blazer, Coffee club, Baking club, Guide Dogs, Yearbook.
Xiang LaoShi traumatized Michael by almost ______ during the Mahjong immersive.
What is crashing the Branson shuttle?
This enigmatic senior is attending this university.
Who is Emma Hartz and what is University of North Carolina Chapel Hill.
This waterfowl is a common nickname for this person.
What is “Goose”?
Jaimeo had played music for this stardom-level power couple.
Who are Beyoncè and Jay-Z?
An employee of this establishment had to return Reda after a bathroom mishap.
What is Double Rainbow?
The Pinyin for meat-shaped stone.
What is Rou Xing Shi?
This person hasn’t lost a fight on the beach.
Who is Gabe Velazquez?
This method of procuring illegal beverages was coined by Grimy after an urban legend surrounding store policy.
What is “The Safeway Method”?
This popular jazz song was enabled by Jaimeo despite Edgar’s (repeated) demonstrated inability to count to the titular number.
What is “Take Five”?
Sadie Winter consumes _______ ounces of coffee per week.
How many is 168-224?
This was the name of this year’s Mandarin V performance.
What is “Moonlight Dansing Over Lotus Pond”? (and yes it was misspelled)
Mallory Fischer, Malina Wahle, and Kaytlyn White are self-proclaimed _____.
What are “Young Hose”?
This electrical mobility tool was sent to Atlantis (via the Pacific Ocean) by Grimy.
What is a Lime Scooter?
This person chose continued purgatory inside the Digital Media Lab, twice.
Who is Zachary Cummins?
Sadie Winter was eliminated and heckled by this person in senior assassin.
Who is Catrin Howell?
This color of flyswatter is reserved for children.
What is pink?
The name of the restaurant these Multivariable Calculus cretins obtained their crustacean snack?
What is Lemon Crab / Hayward Cajun