Christmas History
How did the three wise men find baby Jesus?
They hired Joe Biden to sniff out the trail
How many books are in the Old Testiment
39
What movie made the most at the box office this year?
Top Gun: Maverick
Just a small down girl, living in a ______ ______"
Lonely Worldddd
Jaden has 1 dollar bill, 1 quarter, and 2 pennies, how much money does Jaden have?
Jaden's BROKE
What elf won the prestigious "elf of the year" award in 2022?
Kayla Abelino
How did Jezebel die?
She was thrown out of a window
What is the name of the legendary song reprised in Top Gun: Maverick by Goose's son, Rooster?
GREAT BALLS OF FIREEEEEEE
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain... ___ ____ _____ ____ _ ___ ______."
Too much love drives a man insane
What is the longest word in the English language?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - a lung disease
Name at least 3 actors that have played (or voiced) Santa Clause
Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Kurt Russell, Ed Asner, Billy Bob Thornton, Richard Attenborough, Paul Giamatti, Mickey Rooney, John Goodman
Methuselah
In Top Gun: Maverick, what is the name of the legendary aircraft that Tom Cruise blew up in the first 10 minutes of the movie?
Darkstar
"There's vomit on his sweater already, _________ _________"
Mom Spaghetti
What do you call an autobiography about a midget's life?
What Christmas song was the first song played in space?
Which celestial bodies did Joshua command to stay still?
The sun and moon
What is the model of fighter jet that Maverick shot down all of his five bogeys in?
F-14 Tomcat
"Hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, _______ _________. _____ _________ ___ ___ ___"
Who in fact did NOT kill himself?
Jeffery Epsteen
Princess Charolette
What is the name of the Biblical text left out of the canonized Bible that featured angels coming down and teaching men things such as medicinal herb use, weapon-making, and devising cosmetics?
The Book of Enoch
Name at least 5 of the pilot callsigns in Top Gun: Maverick
Possible: Rooster, Maverick, Pheonix, Bob, Coyote, Hangman, Payback, Fanboy
the sight of you leaves me weak, there are no ____ ____ __ _____
Words left to speak (Can't take my eyes off of you)
What mammal has an unmatched sense of smell, able to detect young vulnerable prey from miles away?
Joe Biden