People
This person told me that I was "tearing the family apart"
Yiayia
Mom says this when she doesn't know who is calling her
Who's calling me?
Mimi did this to shock the crowd when confronted about her hoarding
Downed a bottle of baby aspirin and ran away
Dad for sure has this mental disorder
ADHD
Dad calls merch this
Garb
This person yelled at mom at Bird on a Wire
Jill Vedder
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OFF THE SHOT!
This happened at the bay cafe when Mimi had too much stuff in her trunk
Flat tire
Amalia had an intimate dream about this dog
Pickles
Hearty
We say we're buying toys for this person when we actually are buying them for ourselves
Zenia
Dad said this to me when I offered him a sandwich that I previously made for a friend
"When have you ever seen me eat an untoasted sandwich?"
Mimi referred to a Christmas side made by mother as this one year, despite not being homemade
Leslie's famous mashed potatoes
What two things does dad have a "thing" about?
Doing the table, putting lettuce on his sandwich
I showed Dad this meme of a black man singing this in a musical, which was later translated to Greek
A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter
This person is called "the contortionist"
Dmitri
The things Dad can't do when he has a case of the Blahs
Walk up stairs, Eat pumpkin bread,
Reese coined this title for the woman years ago
Queen Meme
Where did Teddy get lost in Greece for hours?
Santorini
Dave's Dad brought this dish to Thanksgiving one year
Ambrosia salad
Who is "Sloppy"?
Sandy Nichols
Dad asked what this was after sending it to me minutes before
H7h
Mimi said this to Amalia, questioning her temperature
"Honey, are you cold?"
Me and Amalia conducted this prank on Dad, lured him by saying the TV didn't work and then filmed him
Saran wrap on doorframe
Megan got this gift for Dad's birthday last year
Steaks and no birthday card (and took the leftovers)