Brendan
What food does B not like to eat that you often find in Irish soda bread or oatmeal cookies?
Raisins
What is the world's largest river?
Nile
What is the answer to this math problem:
33 X 2 + 4 divided by 2 divided by 7 =
FIVE
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathema-chicken
What two genres of movies does B like the most?
Science fiction and adventure
Where is the Golden Gate Bridge?
San Francisco
Claire has 17 apples and she wants to give the same amount of apples to her 4 friends. How many apples does each friend get?
FOUR with one apple left over
Why was the broom late to work?
It over-swept!
Why did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut!
What is the name of B's fifth grade teacher?
Mrs. Smith
What is the largest ocean?
Pacific ocean
If Brendan is now 11 years old, how old will he be in 2050?
36 years
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice-krispies
Which Feelix has a sleeping cap on? #1? #2 or #3 And at whose house can he be found?
Number ONE!!!!
He is at dad's house.
How many lakes are there in Canada?
TWO MILLION
Grampa is making meatballs. He has six rows with 7 meatballs in each row. How many meatballs is he making?
42
Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter!
How do young bees get to school?
Take the buzz!
Who is B's favorite, most wonderful, sweet, and kind sister that he love so much?
CLAIRE
What’s the most popular food in the United States?
HAMBURGERS, of course!
Fin walked 23 mikes one day, 45 miles the next day, 39 miles the third day and then collapsed on the 4th day. How many miles did he walk in 3 days?
107 miles.
Poor Fin!!! Dog-gone it!
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back for seconds
What happens when a grape gets run over crossing the street?
A traffic jam.