Fictional and Celebrity Crushes
This man is the highest paid NFL player, he gets paid to stand around and get sacked before ever throwing his ball
Who is Joesph Lee Burrow?
This fish has a tiny attention span and forgets everything all da time
Who is Dory?
The most delectable concoction of pepperoni and cheese. The best pizza.
What is Donatos pizza?
This phrase could be used to describe Briana all da time.
What is “I’m suffering”?
This is the Taylor Era that is Briana’s outer aesthetic
What is Lover?
This actor looks like Napoleon Dynamite and stars in the 2022 movie Elvis
Who is Austin Butler?
This character is pink, dimwitted, and has an equally stupid best friend
Who is Patrick Star?
Their mascot is a moo moo and they have to be piping hot.
What are Chick Fil A waffle fries?
Briana will say this to you when you or someone else has done something ridonkulous.
What is “be so serious right now”?
Taylor remembers it………
What is “All Too Well (10 Min Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault Version)”?
This paper salesman says the famous quote “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.”
Who is Jimothy Halpert?
This Disney princess loves to read and is the village weirdo
Who is Belle?
Noodz + ________ + cheese = ?
What is Skyline Chili?
Briana will ask you this when someone is testing her patience or they clearly don’t know who they are talking to.
What is “who do I look like? Not the one.”?
Taylor’s lucky number
What is 13?
This singer was known for his mullet but his head is now smooth as an egg
Who is Morgan Wallen?
This character is sweet, kind, and loves to talk about her hometown St. Olaf
Who is Rose Nylund?
The best item at Panda Express
What are Cream cheese rangoons?
Mary Kate is typically the victim of these words.
What is “you have a smoooooth brain.”?
This era/album coincides with bri and Aris matching tattoos.
What is folklore?
This fictional man was the chosen one and doesn’t like sand
Who is Anakin Skywalker?
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Who is Michael Scott?
Ben and Jerry’s best ice cream
What is Phish Food?
This is said with a heavy accent and the Mary Kate look
What is “bombastic side eye”?
This ex boyfriends of Taylor’s has that James Dean Daydream look in his eyes.
Who is Harry Styles?