Brian’s “Athletic” Career
Known by many as “the Planchize”, Brian’s nickname is a spin off of this former elite NFL QBs nickname
Who is Mark Sanchez?
This former Zoey 101 character was the first celebrity crush in Brians heart
Who is Lola?
Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it
What is All too Well?
An unexpected romance with this oriental girl led to Brian being dumped for an 8th grader just 11 days before Junior prom
Who is Faith Risler?
The “Heart of America” is where Brian spent his 8th grade year.
Where is Kansas City?
In 2015, Brian scored their first (and his only) goal of this season for this powerhouse JUCO lacrosse team
What is Hudson Valley Community College?
She may have cheated on her paralyzed boyfriend with his best friend, but elementary school Brian did not care
Who is Lyla Garrity?
She thinks think happiness is the mat that seats on her doorway
What is 3 am?
A week together teaching at a youth bible camp with this girl, led to 3 on/off years of absolute nonsense, but true love (basically)
Who is Katie Taggart?
Better known as the “Windy City” is where Brian settled down before realizing he couldn’t be so far away from friends.
Where is Chicago?
The Twitter handle that led to the infamous suspension of Brian during Shaker Lacrosses 2012 playoff run.
What is @svlmensesition?
Although hated by most, Brians love has stayed strong for this gossip girl character
Who is Jenny Humphrey?
Mood: I'm still up counting five hundred thousand cash. Nicki in the bedroom sleep, life is good
What is War Pain?
Without permission, invited this not so lovely lady to Justin’s Halloween get together, the same night Caleb unofficially joined “the squad”
Who is Nicki Hayes?
Born and raised (for 18 months) in this small town better known for hosting the Masters.
Where is Augusta?
By a score of 31-7, Brian beat his arch rival, Chris Landers, in this men’s recreational sport
What is Flag Football?
Who’s that girl? Who’s that girl? It’s....
Who is Jess?
So let the memories be good for those who stay
What is Winter Winds?
This girl loved to visit Brian at Chuck E Cheese in exchange for free coins, just as long as I didn’t get in the costume.
Who is Haley Beach?
Watched the confederate flag fly proudly in this town in the Appalachian foothills of NC for 6 months in 2020.
Where is Morganton/Morgantown?
This position, held by Brian for two seasons, is considered by many as the greatest position in sports.
What is the backup quarterback?
“When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me. It's you. It's you _______.”-Luke Scott”-Brian
Who is Peyton Sawyer?
She'll tear a hole in you, the one you can't repair but I still love her, I don't really care
What is Stubborn Love?
This first (and only) date included Friend-z’s, Megan Alix, and Brians lacrosse coaches daughter
Who is Victoria Mcauley?
Best known for its white sand beaches, Brian called this Gulf of Mexico coastal town home for 6 months in 2019.
Where is Clearwater?