Corporate Jargon
“Let’s circle back.”
What is “we are not dealing with this right now”?
This yellow, pineapple-dwelling cartoon sponge lives in Bikini Bottom.
Who is SpongeBob SquarePants?
This planet is known as the Red Planet.
What is Mars?
“I fear they’re cooked.”
What is “they are in serious trouble or have no realistic chance of recovering”?
This can fill a room while taking up no space.
What is light?
“Let’s take this offline.”
What is “please stop making this meeting awkward for everyone else”?
In The Lion King, this young cub grows up to reclaim the Pride Lands from his uncle Scar.
Who is Simba?
A triangle with all three sides the same length is called this.
What is an equilateral triangle?
“Stop glazing.”
What is “stop giving them so much excessive praise”?
The more of these you take, the more you leave behind.
What are footsteps?
"We need more bandwidth.”
What is “the team is overwhelmed and someone should probably hire another person”?
This singer’s 2014 hit “Shake It Off” urged listeners to ignore the haters.
Who is Taylor Swift?
When liquid water changes into water vapor, it undergoes this process.
What is evaporation?
“That was an aura loss.”
What is “that was embarrassing and made them seem less cool”?
The more you remove from me, the larger I become.
What is a hole?
“Let’s socialize the idea.”
What is “tell enough people about it that nobody is surprised when it becomes their problem”?
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, this hero wields a hammer called Mjölnir.
Who is Thor?
A rectangle has a perimeter of 34 inches and a length of 11 inches; this is its width in inches.
What is 6?
“He’s about to crash out.”
What is “he is about to lose his temper or have a dramatic meltdown”?
Something that has many keys but cannot open a single door.
What is a piano?
“We need to leverage cross-functional synergies.”
What is “get several departments into a meeting so the work becomes impossible to assign”?
In this TV drama, chemistry teacher Walter White becomes the drug kingpin known as Heisenberg.
What is Breaking Bad?
This is the smallest prime number greater than 50.
What is 53?
“She has the lore.”
What is “she has a long, interesting backstory with a lot of context or drama behind it”?
This word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it.
What is “short”?