Crib Notes
Most babies are born with eye this color
What is Blue?
These high-rise pants went from PTA punchline to Gen Z fashion staple.
What are mom jeans?
This royal couple named their sons George and Louis
Who are Prince William and Kate Middleton?
Where babies catch some Z’s—or where MTV shows celebrity stripper poles and 12-car garages.
What are cribs?
Nirvana’s Nevermind sparked debate by showing this submerged figure chasing a dollar on a hook.
What is a baby?
This is the most critical trimester for a baby’s organ development and overall formation
What is the First Trimester?
Sleep deprivation + multitasking = this maternal foggy mental state.
What is mom brain?
This baby hasn’t aged in 30 years and is best known for taking down Mr. Burns with a handgun.
Who is Maggie Simpson?
You might toss one back at a party—or warm one up at 3 am
What is a bottle?
This 1992 hip-hop classic opened with the line “I like big butts and I cannot lie”
What is “Baby Got Back”?
This common condition causes a baby’s skin and eyes to appear yellow
What is jaundice?
A common emotion moms experience when they pick up cupcakes on the way home from work instead of growing their own organic fruit snacks.
What is mom guilt?
TLC’s Duggar family raised this many biological children—enough to throw a party, if dancing was allowed.
What is 19?
These can change words like "cannot" to "can't" —or leave you gripping the couch and counting the minutes.
What are contractions?
This 2016 viral children's tune features an entire aquatic family and repeats a two-word phrase more than 150 times
What is Baby Shark?
These joint-protecting bones are absent in newborns and develop in early childhood
What are kneecaps?
A post-birth surgical reset often involving a tummy tuck, a lift, and sometimes a secret vacation.
What is a mommy makeover?
This candy bar shares its name with the daughter of a US president—not a baseball player.
What is Baby Ruth?
Baby babble—or the name Stefani Germanotta made famous worldwide.
What is “Gaga”?
First performed in the 1940s, this chilly duet became a holiday staple—though lines like “Say, what’s in this drink?” later drew criticism.
What is Baby, It’s Cold Outside?
The soft spot on a baby’s head is known by this anatomical term
What is the fontanelle?
She hovers over playdates so much you’d think she logged flight hours with the FAA.
What is a helicopter mom?
According to Roman mythology, twin brothers Romulus and Remus were rescued and raised by this unlikely maternal figure.
What is a wolf?
A medical profession that provides hands-on care—or hands-on milk delivery
What is nursing?
This 2023 remix of a ’90s Eurodance hit reminded us that Will Ferrell’s head-bobbing nights at the Roxbury are—no more.
What is Baby Don’t Hurt Me?