Memes
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Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The letter C.
“Oh, so you do know how to answer your phone?”
Sarcasm
From which country is this joke from?
Two rabbits on a road...
First rabbit: “Where are you going in such a hurry?”
Second rabbit: “Haven’t you heard? There’s a rumour going round that all camels are to be castrated.”
First rabbit: “But you’re not a camel.”
Second rabbit: “After they catch you and castrate you, try proving you’re not a camel.”
Russia
(...during the Stalinist terror of 1937.)
From which country is this joke from?
Teacher:"What is a liter?"
Juku thinks a bit and answers:"About the same as meter but in a liquid form."
Estonia
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What starts with the letter P, ends with the letter E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office!
"She is not very friendly" - used to describe abusive, aggressive behavior.
Where is this taking place?
A Jew applied for a visa to leave for America. As his reason, he indicated that he had a brother in America who fell ill and needed help. The officials at the passport office said, "Then why won't your brother rather come over here?"
"My brother is sick, but he's not mentally sick."
Russia
From which country is this joke from?
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
America
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"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."
The letter "e"
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before."
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From which country is this joke from?
The teacher asks Joãozinho to conjugate the verb “to build” :
– I build, you build, he builds, we build, you build… they move in !
Portugal
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What is greater than God, more evil that the Devil, rich people need it, poor people have it and if you eat it you'll die?
Nothing
"Why did the elephant paint its toe nails red?"
Answer: "To hide in the strawberry patch."
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From which country is this joke from?
– What does an Englishman do for thrills?
– Eats an After Eight mint at 7:30.
Ireland
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What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles - Because there is a 'mile' between the two S's.
"Dude, you’re hilarious… it’s too bad you’re such a dork."
"Oh, I’m the dork? I didn’t realize someone wearing a Star Wars tee-shirt was allowed to cast judgement on somebody else."
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From which country is this joke from?
Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
'No' said Edward, 'He plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say.'
New Zealand