pink lawn chair
monopoly money
lost baby
tour guide barbie
scrub daddy
100

European country the Svensson family originates from.

Sweden.

100

Sven’s not-so-secret obsession.

Sharks.

100

Hot state Burt lives in.

Arizona.

100

A rather motherly figure.

Vivian.

100

Veronica—maybe a bit more of a jerk. 

Sawyer.

200

Burt’s new surname.

Cowan.

200

“Meet the parents!” Man. Meets the kid despite.

Terrence.

200

Korean last name…better as a blonde.

Kim.

200

The best place to cuddle according to Burt and Sven.

Couch.

200

Promise ring…more like broken promise. She had no remorse throwing this away.

Engagement ring.

300

Name of the Nordic-theme coffee shop.

Fika.

300

Cupid struck right! Parents loved at first sight! The month Burt was adopted (day for bonus points).

February (27th).

300

Chapter 1’s originally ‘weird’ name.

‘Freak No More.’

300

Number of words in the story as a whole. (Not specific—how many thousand).

14,000.

300

The type of shark that Sven received as a soft present from Burt.

Whale Shark.

400

Lovely! Another day of hardship. Name the chapter Sawyer was introduced in. (Number, name of it for bonus points).

Chapter 4: Daffodils.

400

Brand new title of the document itself!

Summer Butterflies.

400

What chapter is Vivian St. Germain introduced in? (Number, name of it for bonus points).

Chapter 8: Nervous and Breaking Down.

400

Who brings Burt his first coffee?

A random man (Sofia counts for half points).

400

Cause and effect: Burt asks a bit too much. In return, someone harms him. Give the weapon, person, result, and chapter NUMBER for all points.

In order: wooden spoon, Richard Cowan, Burt relapses (SH), chapter 3.

500

The features Reginald is initially described with.

Long eyelashes and a fake smile.

500

Ways Burt refers to Sven when he has recently been confronted by Sawyer. (Chapter 10).

“Pale” and “awful.”

500

Color of the ink Sawyer uses.

Blue.

500

Parents want kids with this according to Burt.

Personality.

500

Only tattoo ever mentioned in the story. (Done illegally, on a minor, by a minor).

Shark bite marks (on Sven, done by Carol).

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