The Historical Bruzz
This person may be considered a founder of sorts of the Bruzz GC. Creating the Bruzz Group Chat on the platform ‘TikTok’, it comes to no shock that this figure still actively participates in Bruzz related events, including this very Jeopardy.
(What is: Samuel Williams)
The seemingly endless rivalry between Eli F. and Donovan W. has caused many iconic ‘crashout’ moments during the course of the 2024-25 school year. One of most memorable, however, has to be the elusive “bathroom crashout”. Prior to the scuffle between the two Italians, this phrase was worded by Eli outside of the 8th grade boys bathroom.
(What is: “Donny, if you step one foot in this bathroom, I’ll knock you square in the face 👹!”)
This side character has a considerable amount of affiliation to the Bruzz GC. This person participates in a singular sporting activity and in the instrumental band for Deer Lakes Middle School. This character also has a particularly short stature, with large blue eyes.
(What is: Caleb Mastromonaco)
“Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh, is it that sweet? I guess so… Say you can't sleep, baby, I know, _____________”
(What is: “that’s that me espresso.”)
This single was produced by Bruno Mars alongside American singer-songwriter Lady Gaga. Released in August 2024, this track contains a mixture of soul-pop, soft rock and country for a distinctive sound. This song quickly saw a substantial commercial success, becoming the longest reigning-daily number-one song in Spotify history and debuted at #3 on the Billboard Hot 100.
(What is: Die With a Smile)
This person is quite the equivocal figure due to their questionable relation with the Bruzz GC. For months it’s been generally considered that this person is not an ‘offical’ member of the Bruzz, yet they’ve recently been ranked-up to Offical Member in the Bruzz GC discord server, prompting disbelief among people associated or inside the Bruzz.
(What is: Ethan Dicenzo)
During a crashout carried out by Eli F, previous frustration with Wyatt S. alongside a snarky remark made by Donovan W. caused him to go berserk. Moments before being sent outside the classroom to ‘take a walk’ by Mr.Crawford, this device was broken by Eli during his time of rage.
(What is: Chromebook/Laptop)
This side characters pure innocence and bliss should encourage and inspire us all. “should” being a key word. This person is quite active in the community, participating in sporting activities in and outside of school, also partaking in the instrumental band for Deer Lakes. In addition, this person also had a moderate amount of affiliation with the Bruzz GC.
(What is: Joshua Jenny)
“Cloutfarming now, ________?”
(What is: “are we?”)
This song was released on the 18th of October 2024 by Bruno and a New Zealand and South Korean singer. The song was written by various composers, including said singer and Mars and contains elements of pop, pop rock, pop punk and new wave for a unique listening experience. It became a commercial success and spent a total of 12 weeks on the Billboard Global 200. It also became the longest-running number-one song of 2024. Although the track is short, its catch beat is sure to make you clap, stomp or drink beers along.
(What is: Apt)
The Bruzz GC has its origins on the platform ‘TikTok’ and since has expanded, producing several more group chats or hubs for chatting and parties. Though not every version of the Bruzz GC on media is used for the same purposes, they all have their own unique causes. This is a list of every single platform the Bruzz have existed on.
(What is: ‘TikTok’, ‘Instagram’, ‘Snapchat’, ‘Discord’)
This instructor at Deer Lakes Middle School is primarily known for their plethora of crashout moments. This is primarily because of the debate over if these outbursts are justified given the sometimes trivial circumstances. These moments can stem from broken pencils, troubles with water bottles, poor classroom participation to even something as minor as knocking on doors.
(What is: Nick Amrhein)
This figure can be distinguished as quite obnoxious and objectionable. This character plays for the Deer Lakes Middle School instrumental band, despite being considerably new to the district. It’s reasonable easy to say this person has a low affiliation with the Bruzz, given we are generally considered to be oppositions with this person. Furthermore, this person very drowsy and may have hypersomnia, though there is no real indication that this is the case.
(What is: Joshlynn Wilson)
“kendrick: why you trolllin ✨LIKE A BAKA✨, ain’t you tired? tryna strike a cord and it’s probably a - ______________”
(What is: “MUSTAAAAARRRRDD🥶”)
This song is one of Bruno Mars most memorable releases. This track shares the name of the album it appeared on in 2016. This song was released as the leading single of the album and became a relative success, debuting at #4 in the states and #3 and Canada and Australia. Despite this, some criticised this song for seemingly trying to emulate the success of an earlier Bruno Mars song from two years prior.
(What is: 24K Magic)
Other than ‘TikTok’, the Bruzz GC has extended across several more social media platforms. One of those applications is ‘Instagram’. Though not used as frequently as other apps, ‘Bruzz Group Chat INSTA EXPANSION DLC’ still has a significant place in the Bruzz timeline. However, this may be one of the most important dates, as this is the day the Bruzz GC expanded out to ‘Instagram’.
(What is: Sunday — April 6, 2025)
This teacher slash instructor for Deer Lakes Middle School caused one of the most intensive crashouts over the duration of the past school year all because of one block class. Prior to the crashout, a substitute teacher had been called into class the day before. According to the substitutes note, the class was very misbehaved, misplacing objects, tampering with electrical appliances and even bringing outside equipment into class, causing disruption. Upon reentry, this teacher gave out extra work to this block for the following 3-4 weeks.
(What is: Mrs.Welteroth)
This side person may be characterised as a constant troublemaker. Often causing disruption, this person has gained a significant following among students at DLMS. This character participates in several sporting activities and is often considered to be an opposition to the Bruzz. This distinguishable personality is evident by the times they’ve taken clothes off and played videos games on Google Meets, played with and spilt food and overall just being a general class menace.
(What is: Shane Engwer)
“Once you know what my love's gonna feel like nothing else will feel right, you can feel like __________, __________, ____________________, _____.”
(What is: “Moonbeam ice cream, taking off your blue jeans, dancing at the movies, 'cause it feels so mystical, magical.”)
Featured as a song in Mars’ album “Doo-Hops & Hooligans”, Bruno claims he’d catch this item for you in exchange for his live, saving yours in turn. This item also shares the name of the song these lyrics are sung in. Released in 2010, this song became a commercial success, becoming a #1 hit in 15 different countries. It was later revealed that Bruno had wrote this song based off of a past one-sided relationship.
(What is: Grenade)
They say every friend group has its origins, and that holds true for the Bruzz GC. This class was shared by all main members of the Bruzz GC on the same class period. Although prior to the founding of the Bruzz GC, all the members would sit in proximity of each other and work on assignments together. Some of these collaborative efforts lead to smaller duos or trios being made inside the Bruzz, and later was a major factor in the formation of the Bruzz GC itself.
(What is: STEM 8 (Period 4) 2024-25)
This extra curricula instructor at Deer Lakes Middle School caused this technology related crashout. Before the event, this teacher had taken a glance at a student viewing a livestream thought the platform ‘YouTube’. After this, the teacher had an outburst, detailing the supposed consequences that may come with interacting with live media outside of the classroom. In actuality, the student had been watching a live premiere of pre-recorded media.
(What is: Mr.Baker)
This hidden character has little to no direct affiliation to the Bruzz GC. This character is NOT and eighth grader at DLMS. In addition, this person is quite popular among their grade-level peers. A likely cause of this rise in popularity may come from their controversial relationship with another student at Deer Lakes Middle School. This person has also been caught in many disputes over this, leading to them being a focus of attention.
(What is: Greta Shields)
“Gold jewelry shining so bright, strawberry champagne on ice. Lucky for you, _______________ , ______________.”
(What is: “that’s what I like, what’s what I like.”)
As we all know well by now, Bruno Mars has become a huge cultural phenomenon and commercial success. As proof of this, this is how many #1 songs Bruno Mars has released over the course of his career.
(What is: 9)