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The apple of my eye
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter βMβ
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Time flies fast when you're having fun
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree.
I can fly without wings, I can cry without eyes. Whenever I go, darkness flies. What am I?
Cloud
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Walking on thin ice
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it never knows theyβre using it. What is it?
A Coffin
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A Wolf in Sheepβs clothing
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you havenβt got me. What am I?
A Secret.
I am something people love or hate. I change peopleβs appearances and thoughts. Some people might want to try and hide me, but I will show. No matter how hard people try, I will never go down. What am I?
Age
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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
A man describes his daughters: Theyβre all blonde, but two; all brunette, but two; all redheaded, but two. How many daughters does he have?
One blonde, one brunette, one redhead
I can bring tears to your eyes,
resurrect the dead,
make you smile,
and reverse time.
What am I?
A Photograph