Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
The President!
200
Why do bananas use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
300
Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle!!
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What do you call friends who love math?
Algebros
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Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?