The "GEAOAT" could refer to "the greatest executive assistant of all time" or this.
Susan Ur
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctica
I was founded by Thomas Lyle Williams after he saw his sister, Mabel, create a homemade lash/brow enhancer by mixing Vaseline with coal dust after a kitchen fire singed her eyebrows. Which brand am I?
Maybelline
Where does the Jersey Devil live?
The Pine Barrens (or the Prudential Center)
What was the first product L'Oreal sold?
Hair dye/hair color
What is the worst SAP transaction, known for not saving your entries and a "load parameters" feature that does not work?
ZCM_SC_PARAM
Which planet in our solar system has the shortest day, spinning a full rotation in just under 10 hours?
Jupiter
My 2024 Superbowl commercial was cut from broadcasts after NFL "disapproved of Duck Plump innuendo." Which brand am I?
NYX
As of 2025, New Jersey is the only state where it's illegal for drivers to pump their own gas.
Which other state recently allowed their drivers to pump their own?
Oregon
In what city is L'Oreal's global headquarters?
Clichy, France
On August 1st 2024, L'Oreal awarded this freight forwarder the following lanes: Korea to US, Taiwan to US, Dominican Republic to US
Kuehne and Nagel
What is the capital of Australia?
Canberra
All of my products are formulated with mineralizing thermal water from a volcanic spring in the Auvergne region of France. Which brand am I?
Vichy
What city is Tony Soprano's house in, IRL?
North Caldwell, NJ
What was L'Oreal's most recent acquisition?
Kering's beauty business (House of Creed, Gucci, Balenciaga)
Name all 7 seating "neighborhoods" in The Hub as listed on Condeco
Les Avenues, NOVA, Port, Rainforest, Boroughs, HR@TheHub, Urban Garden
What does HTTP stand for?
Hypertext Transfer Protocol
I am a hair care brand founded in Cleveland, Ohio. L'Oreal sold my former plant in Solon to Cosmax. Which brand am I?
Matrix
What is the population of Clark, NJ? (+/- 2,000)
15,544
Who is the second largest shareholder of L'Oreal (following the Bettencourt-Meyers family)?
Nestle
What are the dates of L'Oreal USA's 2 "company floating holidays" in 2026?
Friday, July 3rd and Tuesday, September 8th
In Spongebob Squarepants, two of the main characters are mollusks. One is Gary the Snail, who is the other?
Squidward
The former owner's pet chimpanzee was trained to deliver products to new customers in Los Angeles. The chimp would usually pull up in a white limousine or red Ferrari, walk to a customer’s front door, and ring the doorbell. Which brand am I?
Kiehl's
Name any of the following: New Jersey state bird, flower, or bug
American goldfinch, violet, honeybee
In what city is L'Oreal's Germany headquarters based?
Dusseldorf (which sounds funny)