I wouldn't eat after that two year old if I were you?
Why?
The two year old probably did something gross to the food.
David's father has 3 sons, Snap, Crackle and ______?
Who is David?
Pepperoni, Cheese, Supreme
What are kinds of pizza?
I am like a movie your brain can play at night while you sleep.
What is a dream?
The yellow bus left for Las Vegas at 11 pm and arrived at 3 am.
When did the bus get to Las Vegas?
3 am
For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him about two seconds to write. Sheesh!
What was the poem like? Why?
Not very good because he took no time on it.
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. This is the color of the stairs?
What is, there are no stairs?
Iron Man, Hulk & Captain America
Who are Super Heroes?
I fly every day and people depend on me to get them places?
What is an airplane?
What is a helicopter?
Mom told us to clean our room and take out the garbage. Once we were done with that we could play video games.
What do we have to do first?
A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Why is he frantic?
He will be late for work.
This runs around the whole yard without moving.
What is a fence?
Iris, Carnation & Lilac
What are types of flowers?
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me.
What is a fire?
The thief went through all of the vaults looking for the little bag of diamonds that would let him leave the country and disappear forever.
What does the thief want to do?
Find the diamonds and disappear.
Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus stop on such a sunny morning.
What did Jake hear on the radio?
The weather forecast for rain.
This has a face but no eyes; hands but no fingers.
What is a clock?
Golden Delicious, Fugi and Honeycrisp
What are types of apples?
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long
What is your breath?
The looked at the map to decide where they wanted to spend their vacation.
Why are the looking at the map?
To find where they want to take vacation.
Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.
What does she want for her birthday?
A Car
These live in a bed but never sleep?
BMW, Chevrolet, Ford
What are car companies?
I have to break before you can use me.
What is an egg?
What does Linda want to learn.
Photography