What is a tester's favorite word?
Bug
What is the most dangerous button in an application?
Delete All
What does QA stand for?
Questioning Everything
What is a tester's favorite holiday?
Bug Fix Day
What is a tester's favorite pet?
A bug 🐛
What is a tester's favorite question?
Can you reproduce it?
What happens when a tester goes on leave?
Production issues
What is a tester's favorite sport?
Bug hunting
What is the first step in troubleshooting?
Did you try refreshing?
What is the best place to find bugs?
On Production
What is the biggest lie in software development?
It will take only 5 minutes
What is a developer's favorite response to a bug?
Works on my machine
What is a tester's favorite movie genre?
Mystery (where did this bug come from?)
What breaks most often?
The thing that worked yesterday
What is the hardest bug to fix?
The one nobody can reproduce
When do most bugs appear?
During the demo
What is the first thing a tester clicks?
The wrong button
What is the most common bug status?
Cannot Reproduce
What is the most tested feature?
Login
How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They only report that it's broken! 😂
What is a tester's superpower?
Breaking everything
What is the fastest way to find bugs?
Start screen sharing
What is the scariest message before a release?
One small change
What is the unofficial QA motto?
Trust Nothing, Test Everything
What is the most frequently used testing technique?
Clicking randomly and hoping for the best