Draft Picks
Drafted 2nd by the Bulls in 2002, dude probably really hates motorcycles now.
Jay Williams
Many Bulls coaches have "choked" but this former coach was literally choked by John Paxson.
Who is Vinny Del Negro?
On Jordan's 1982 national title winning UNC team, these two other starters went on to long NBA careers in their own right.
Who are Sam Perkins and James Worthy.
A bench player during the 2nd threepeat, he was also an All-American volleyball player at University of Arizona.
Who is Jud Bucheler?
This fuckface ref blew the call against the Knicks that cost Scottie Pippen a chance at his own title.
Who is Hugh Hollins?
Drafted in the first round in 1998, this Oregon State shooting guard reportedly bragged he could beat a recently retired Michael Jordan in one-on-one. He later learned he could not.
A top assistant of Tom Thibideau, he was fired by the front office without Thibodeau's consultation.
Who is Ron Adams?
These two former Big East players played with Jordan on both the 1984 and 1992 Olympic Teams.
Who are Patrick Ewing and Chris Mullin?
Sometimes known as "Rodman's babysitter", he passed away in 2015.
Who is Jack Haley?
Drafted in the 2nd round in 2007, this high volume (college) scorer's greatest accomplishment may have been getting arrested for urinating in public.
Who is JamesOn Curry?
These three players suited up as Bulls players in the '90s and later coached at least one game for the team, but he was the only one to win a title as a Bulls player.
Who is Bill Cartwright?
This recording group performed the title track for Jordan's animated film Space Jam?
Who are The Quad City DJs?
Of all the dunk contest winners to play for the Bulls, he is the white one.
Who is Brent Barry?
Perpetual asshole John Starks went undrafted out of what university?
What is Oklahoma State?
This portly point guard drafted in the 2nd round in 2000 won a national title in college, and after the Bulls suited up for such teams as the Gary Steelheads and Israel's Ironi Ramat Gan.
Who is Khalid El-Amin?
Tim Floyd did not fare well with the Bulls, but after his Bulls' tenure, what NCAA job did he resign from amid a payment scandal?
What is USC?
The original "Air Jordan" sneaker was released in this year.
What is 1985?
This former Valparaiso guard never did anything as cool for the Bulls as he did in college.
Who is Bryce Drew?
These dickbags were the last team to defeat Michael Jordan in a playoff series.
Who are the Orlando Magic?
Drafted in the 2nd round in 1999 out of Tulsa, he was the Bulls third forward taken in that draft after higher profile picks Elton Brand and Ron Artest.
Who is Michael Ruffin?
Former coach Scott Skiles picked up a DUI while starring at what Big 10 University?
What is Michigan State?
This Cuban-American model became Jordan's second wife on Christmas Day in 2011.
Who is Yvette Prieto?
After spending most of his prior career in Milwaukee, he had a 19-game bench stint with the Bulls during the '93-'94 season.
Who is Larry Krystowiak?
The Bulls last two titles were against the Utah Jazz, featuring Stockton, Malone, LTHS alum Jeff Hornacek, and this fat fucking fuck out of Kansas.
Who is Gregg Ostertag?