what is Nat+MJs
This former Las Vegas Simp who folds under the nickname of "Papi" willingly lets emotionally unavailable women ruin his life.
Who is Spenctopher?
while usually finding sleeping accomodations elsewhere, this one time resident was found face up on the couch holding an elf bar
Joshie!!
"I am the devil and don't you forget it"
Stassi Schroeder- VPR
when not frequenting nicco's steakhouse, this expatriate can be found bloody glamping at coachella
TOM
Much love for this loveseat and his vape this night
What is Rhodes Ranch
This UNR grad and recently turned 29 year old uses inspirational quotes and "popping & locking" to woo women who are chronically not interested in him.
Who is lastjuanstanding?
a late addition to the gang, this former alcove resident has a rather unconventional pet, whos names i don't really care to remember
JC
"MADISON MADISON"
Austen Kroll- Southern Charm
local degenerate and milf predator leo abbe once suggested his dad stay at this local luxury casino while caring for his fake broken ankle
south point
He may not have actually slept here after he saw the occupant had no tv, but was still there for an hour nonetheless
What is Q's apartment
This Las Vegas local successfully convinced the 52 overall ranking NFL player to Corduroy the night before they starred in the 2022 ProBowl.
Who is Nat the Rat?
this resident, fond of saying "lets go get 6" has two friends named Brooklyn and Slick, a duo whose presence we fortunately never had the please of meeting
Bi Racial James
"What is that? Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs?"
Luann Delesseps- RHONY
once a notoriously detail-oriented partner, evictor in charge walker j basham once ate this popular crustacian with the full shell on at family christmas
shrimp
He's lucky he was not evicted, the past occupants can't say the same
Duration
This Las Vegas Simp failed to win back his woman from the friend that stole her from him. The woman in question went on to date a UFC fighter and leave both men in the dust.
Who is PJ?
This resident, more known for his intermittent baby sitting responsibilities, is less known for his photography skills
Pat the rat
"You're supposed to be my friend! My friend! My soulmate! My sister!"
Vicki Gunvalson- RHOC
this anti-anti-perspirant draft king once hit up MJ 17 times for a hangout and only scored twice
alek
Although he normally does not sleep in a bed this was still his most obscure non-bed slumber
This Las Vegas local and unexpected Pimp has an infamous roster of tens, all who consider him "the one who got away." Some go as far as to invite him on cross country travels several years after being dumped.
Who is Joshuani?
this emo and mosh pit loving resident has a fall back career as a hooters waiter
PJ
"This girl is obsessed with me, I don't know if she wants to be me, or skin me and wear me like last year's Versace"
Dina Manzo- RJONJ
gluten free gobin zachary koch has a hyperfixation on this female reproductive activity-- mommy? yes. mommy? yes.
breastfeeding